Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.
Best dad ever.
parenting; you’re doing it right
Former President George W. Bush, in an interview with Charlie Rose.
Being a dull, indolent asshole comes easy to W.
(via liberalsarecool)
(Source: mcfullers)
Robert Frost (via knitler)
(Source: hopeinspiresme)
Stephen King (via shelbyisms)
(Source: thresca)
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
(Source: rrealfriends)
Day Jobs of the Poets
favorite books:
↳ looking for alaska
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.